QE2 sailed into the Port of Newcastle this morning.  Visitors from all over will be whisked away on a good commodified tour of the vineyards. 
Found that the cruise ship is really named Queen Elizabeth.

Expats.  We will manage without Kate Blanchett, Kylie, Rolf Harris, Pell, Julian Assange, Rupert or Clive James. The once popular trek to London never the same. Clive James is in a life and death situation and writes of Johnny Cash in the edition on Jan 23rd of the Guardian and the comments provide insight.