Levitation

 

Spying on the arrival of a home improvement item. Just what I had in mind a while back. 

The state has a new leader. Will he be popular with the brash and the trendy?  Its ironic. He is a traditionalist.

Word play 

Graphite: stoush between two statisticians.

Apprehend: get the joke after everyone else.

Layman: a gigolo (from the reputable SMH )